Stephen Harper did not kill a man in a cowboy theme bar and steal his clothes. There is another explanation.

Stephen Harper is not in this lab for a tune-up.

Stephen Harper is not pressing the peeling flap of his flesh mask into place until he can make it to the repair facility.

Stephen Harper has no plans to build a gigantic machine to harvest human life.

A child is overcome with the fervour of patriotism displayed by Stephen Harper.  (Stephen Harper does not emit unconsciousness-inducing rays.)

Stephen Harper is not observing the behaviour of human youth in order to increase the verisimilitude of infiltration agents.  He merely finds the human female’s presentation interesting.

Stephen Harper is not trying to compromise your water supply; he simply likes tubes.

Stephen Harper likes kittens because they are soft and whimsical, not because they are delicious.