Tumblr (3.0; @stephenharperisnotakillerrobot)http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidh18yZBN1qi926ro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper did not kill a man in a cowboy theme bar and steal his clothes. There is another explanation.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/4045614210http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/4045614210Wed, 23 Mar 2011 12:00:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libimyBC5X1qi926ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper is not in this lab for a tune-up.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/4004308719http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/4004308719Mon, 21 Mar 2011 12:00:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libw3091551qi926ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper is not pressing the peeling flap of his flesh mask into place until he can make it to the repair facility.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3983090584http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3983090584Sun, 20 Mar 2011 16:07:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libi380gtv1qi926ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper has no plans to build a gigantic machine to harvest human life.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3964553142http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3964553142Sat, 19 Mar 2011 14:31:37 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j3UL6e1V1z4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>A child is overcome with the fervour of patriotism displayed by Stephen Harper.  (Stephen Harper does not emit unconsciousness-inducing rays.)</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3964059232http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3964059232Sat, 19 Mar 2011 14:01:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libdybLCfM1qi926ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper is not observing the behaviour of human youth in order to increase the verisimilitude of infiltration agents.  He merely finds the human female’s presentation interesting.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3963007702http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3963007702Sat, 19 Mar 2011 13:01:00 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libdhkDUOW1qi926ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper is not trying to compromise your water supply; he simply likes tubes.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3962834086http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3962834086Sat, 19 Mar 2011 12:51:19 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_libd3acbQ91qi926ro1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Harper likes kittens because they are soft and whimsical, not because they are delicious.</p>http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3962682288http://stephenharperisnotakillerrobot.tumblr.com/post/3962682288Sat, 19 Mar 2011 12:42:44 -0400